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Post by Jamjarmaster on Feb 26, 2009 20:45:54 GMT
A bottle of coke.
Of course, that's not funny, so what can you come up with?
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Post by ratchet on Mar 3, 2009 8:56:16 GMT
I gotta 1 if u make me somethin cul!
no im only messin.
A blonde brunnete and a person with black hair wr in a desert.They each brought 1 thing the 1 with black hair said i brought water so i dont die of thirst,the brunnete said i brought food so i dont starve.and the blond said i brought a car door.
The other two said why?
she replied:If i get to hot i can roll down the window
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Post by fingerforyou on Mar 3, 2009 16:47:50 GMT
*tuts* We sort of frown at text language here  |
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Post by twiddlijig on Mar 3, 2009 21:20:51 GMT
well said! why does nobody understand[or even read] the rules?!?
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Post by twiddlijig on Mar 3, 2009 21:47:16 GMT
Q:why do seaguls fly over the sea? A:because if they flew over bays they'd be bagels! |
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Post by Jamjarmaster on Mar 4, 2009 18:18:59 GMT
What happened to the man who fell off the cliff?
Who cares?
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Post by twiddlijig on Apr 29, 2009 18:51:28 GMT
Q:how do you make lady gaga cry?
A: poke her face! (poker face! geddit?)
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Post by darster on Apr 29, 2009 19:07:24 GMT
paddy english man paddy irish man paddy polish man and paddy chineese man were walking beside a river and they had to put somthing in it. paddy english man picked up a bottle of whisky and said we have enough of this in our country and threw it into the river. paddy chinnese man picked up a chinnese plate and said we have enough of theese in our country and threw it into the rivir. paddy irish man picked up paddy polish man and said we have enough of theese in our country and threw him into the river.
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