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Post by Jamjarmaster on Mar 11, 2009 17:14:05 GMT
For this story, you can add up to five lines to every part. Don't finish the story Don't introduce new characters that die within your bit. Here's the Beginning:
Jimmy woke up. A man stood over him with a knife. 'Die, beeyotch!'
Jimmy kicked him in the crotch and...
(Add your part under)
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Post by twiddlijig on Mar 11, 2009 18:17:00 GMT
and... woke up. ''phew! it was all a dream!'' said jimmy. jimmy started to relax. he went to get some crunchy nut(yum! ;D) when suddenly... (add your part under)
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Post by Jamjarmaster on Mar 11, 2009 18:22:57 GMT
He realised he was a hobo and that he had a massive head. He was also dying of starvation..
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Post by twiddlijig on Mar 11, 2009 18:26:33 GMT
jimmy felt depressed. he decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. he was at the top of the building and was about to jump off when suddenly, he saw something in the sky! ''oh my god!'' he shouted. ''it's a...
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Post by Jamjarmaster on Mar 11, 2009 18:29:57 GMT
cloud! (Jimmy wasn't very bright) Jimmy decided not to jump because...
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Post by twiddlijig on Mar 11, 2009 19:01:17 GMT
the cloud looked strange. suddenly, storm clouds appeared everything turned dark, and grey. there was definitley something strange going on. and then, suddenly, jimmy heard...
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Post by Jamjarmaster on Mar 11, 2009 19:38:24 GMT
A duck saying 'Hi, I'm paul' which meant that the end of the world was beginning..
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Post by fingerforyou on Mar 11, 2009 19:46:45 GMT
Of Christmas Sales In Dunnes Stores- Always better value. People rushed and rushed to Dunnes, to get..
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Post by twiddlijig on Mar 12, 2009 14:45:33 GMT
the new product called:''end of the world survival kit'' but soon they were all gone! people rioted. after a while, somebody planted a bomb which then went off. the building was ruined, everyone inside killed. ''oh my god!'' said jimmy. ''i'm the only person in town alive!'' jimmy decided to...
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Post by fingerforyou on Mar 12, 2009 15:13:56 GMT
Set up an outdoor pool-cleaning business in Antarctica. But the problem was..Jimmy had no money. But then suddenly, he had an idea. He knew, that whenever he needed money it would be given to him by..
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Post by twiddlijig on Mar 12, 2009 16:08:00 GMT
john-joe mcguk his rich friend millionare. but then he remembered that john-joe had just been killed in the explosion! ''oh, what's the use!'' jimmy said as he...
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Post by Jamjarmaster on Mar 12, 2009 19:01:18 GMT
Decided to walk naked down the street. 'I can do whatever I want!' he said. A passing low-flying bird then ripped off his crotch..
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Post by macaroni on Mar 12, 2009 19:40:44 GMT
Ma! crotch that bird took my crotch! Jimmmy ran after the bird when suddenly...
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Post by twiddlijig on Mar 12, 2009 19:43:20 GMT
The bird exploded!"what's going on here?!? " said jimmy. Then, suddenly...
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Post by Jamjarmaster on Mar 12, 2009 20:08:40 GMT
He held a funeral for his crotch. H e made a 5 hour mspeech when..
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Post by twiddlijig on Mar 12, 2009 21:20:33 GMT
a man eating computer came in! then...
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Post by Jamjarmaster on Mar 13, 2009 15:31:15 GMT
It started nibbling Jimmy's crotch, so he ran...
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Post by twiddlijig on Mar 13, 2009 15:36:20 GMT
away from it when suddenly a potato flew in and eat the man eating computer! suddenly it exploded! ''now i'm REALLY confused!'' said jimmy. ''wait! i can eat this potato!'' he started to eat.''mmmmmmm... potato'' he said when suddenly...
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Post by Jamjarmaster on Mar 13, 2009 15:49:31 GMT
He realized he had food poisoning and died. Then he came back to life! 'What the f-..
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Post by macaroni on Mar 19, 2009 16:39:52 GMT
-uck my were's ma croch? suddenly zombies rose from the ground and ate his crotch. Then.......
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Post by twiddlijig on Mar 19, 2009 20:52:11 GMT
(stop with the crotch eating! ) they went away. jimmy was left alone. suddenly...
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Post by Jamjarmaster on Mar 20, 2009 17:23:15 GMT
He decided to build a nuclear power plant to get power for his cloning machine, but..
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Post by twiddlijig on Mar 24, 2009 20:13:28 GMT
then he fell in and...
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Post by Jamjarmaster on Apr 3, 2009 14:51:59 GMT
Became the INCREDIBLE HULK!!!
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Post by macaroni on Apr 10, 2009 20:57:51 GMT
But He was killed by anti-INCREDIBLE HULK!!! Then......
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